Benton High School - Benecho Yearbook (Benton, PA)

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36 THE ORACLE Sl l J Every Que a Success A mighty fine record has been established by the boys and girls, from Benton and vicinity who have attended this school and completed a course of study. They have succeeded in the various lines of business in which they have been engaged, and we would be glad to furnish names and other in- formation on request. For circular matter concerning the College, address VICTOR LEE DODSON, Principal. Wilkes-Barre Business College Q Our :xllVCl'iiS0l'S Made This Book Possible

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THE ORACLE 35 , u 4 f fb? 352 Under the State Board of Education. State Normal School BLOOMSBURG, PA. Teachers Training Department, College Preparatory Department, Music Department, Commercial Department. Teachers in demand. Salaries never were higher. Accessible by the D., L. 8x W. and Pennsylvania Railroads. Free tuition to prospective teachers. For such students 35226 covers all the charges excepting books and laboratory fees, and secures good boarding and instruction for one school year. Five months' salary more than equals this expense for a Teacher. High School graduates received on certificates. The diploma is a life certificate. Many other states accept it. Cooking and Sewing taught. A preceptress devotes her whole time to the welfare of the girls, A trained nurse is in attendance. Gymnasium, Library, Laboratories and Model School in charge of trained specialists. Students are received at any time. Send for Catalogue. D. J. WALLER, JR., Principal. a r a c Patronlze Our Advertisers

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at .V ,I q. 'i 'i8'5ttl'11zffs 3145 THE ORACLE 37 Mr. Appleman:- Which is heavier, cream or milk? Sr. Class:- Cream! Mr. Appleman:- 0h! You're nhinking thick now, not weight. Mr. Sutliff:- W hat kind ot' fruit grow Junior:- Electric Currents. on telegraph poles '! Mrs. Vining:- What are the seven wonders of the world? Lee:-tbeginningl Benton Vocational School. Miss Robins:- Name eleven of Shakespeare's plays. Max 'McHenry:- Ten Nights in a Bar Room and the Merchant of Venice. Mr. Appleman:- What is velocity? Hattie:-Wlhat you let go of a wasp with. Miss Rolbins:-'iHave you done your outside reading yet? Junior:- No it's too cold. Fresh.:- My father 'has a hickory leer. Soph.:- That's nothing my sister has a cedar chest. Ivan:- Who gave you that black eye ? Je-sse:- Nobody, I had to fight for it. Claude Moore:- Say jeweler why d0n't my watch keep time? Jeweler:-- The hands won't behave, t'here is a pretty girl in the case. Young lady:-f-spending summer on farml Just hear how those old trees ln the orchard moan and groan in the storm like the crying of lost souls. Small boy:- Well, I guess you'd make a worse racket if you were as full of green apples as they are. The white woman:-- Are you a good cook? The colored lady:- Is I? Wa' I has t!he rippertati-on of cooking such a salub- rious meal dat de folks has to the drug away from de table to git them to run to a fire. Eva:- Did you 'have to help 'Carl out Dorethea:- N-0 papa. did. Old lady:- How is your mammy and Boy:-- Mammy is alright, but pop aint Old lady:- W'hat's the trouble? Boy:- De doctor say-s it :was huckshot when he called ? pam: jes' good this mawnin'. and salt. Jesse:- The finding of a portion of a human head in the .barbage can indicates to the police that someone had either been murdered or died. Frederick W. Fleih Estate William C. Sptoul Fleitz 5' Sproul Fruit Farms Owners of 1600 Acres of Orchards in Pennsglvania Farms at Voslaurg, Benton nncl Meclmnicsburg General Office: BENTON, Col. Co., Pa. HOMER' HOWE., General Maixager Benton Greenhouse All kinds of Vegetables and Plants in their season. Potted Plants and Cut Flowers. Recl Raspberries and Strawberries. H. R. ASH 6' SONS BENTON, PA. Patronize Our Ad vertlsers