Anderson College - Columns / Sororian Yearbook (Anderson, SC)

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THE SORORIAN, 1930 Nathan: Say, hoy, ain ' t yiui liail ' liair cut? ' ' Roy: Naiv, nigger; I jes had my ears moved down two inches. i ■ i That ' s what comes of heing so attractive, sighed Claudia as she was hit hy lightning. Miss Gilbert: Which one of the parables do you like the best? NaoiTii Stogner: The one where everyhodv loafs and fishes. I ' m wise to the ways of the traffic cop, Hill not to the ways of Sue. ' hen licr eyes say Co and her lips say Stop, What is a fellow to do? Ed Earle; Hello, darling, would you like to have dinner with me tonight? Ruth l?rown: I ' d love to, dear. Ed: ' ell, tell (inr mother I ' ll be over at e ' en o ' clock. ' ' i i ■ i i i Mary Lou: When I lie down for a r|iiiet think, 1 realize how tempus fugit is creeping on. Doc Welborn: I couldn ' t have told you the foreign name, but they ' re creeping on me, too. Mary Metts: Oh, teacher, you c:in ' t Hunk me; I ' m insane! Mr. ' onha5sln: Give ine a sentence with the word ' mawkish ' in it. Sall Blanch: tJive me just one mawkish. Elise Campbell: Gosh, it vas a narrow- escape! The car turned two complete somer- saults. Jack: Evidently it thought that one good turn deserved another. Lipstick and fi paper, they ' re much alike; they catch tlie careless creatures that pause to investigate. Ada: hy do elephants have such big trunks? Mary Frances: They have come all the vay from India, stupid. Marion: Ouch! I just bumped my crazy bone. Charlie: Well, it oughtn ' t hurt much — your hair is prett ' thick. Drunk (to skunk): Nice kitty; nice kitty! Shay, what have you been drinking? I05

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THE SOROMIAN, 1930 Jokes Tommy: I ' m crazv aliniit ymi. Mary Frances: Well, run along — this is no insane asvlum. Miss Hart: Claribel, a sentence with the words, ' clothes dummy. ' Claribel: How ' s this: ' I always push my boy friend away if he gets too clothes dum- mv? ' Mrs. I ' nderliill: Have you ever taken Latin . ' Kat Beckham: 1 liave. Mrs. riulerhill: What ' the word for wine? ' ' Kat: X ' iiunn. Mrs. Underhill: ' Will you decline it? Kat: Not by a long shot. ■r 1 1 Marriages are made in heaven, and very few of them e ' er get back to the factory. Are you Hungary? Ves, Siam. Then Russia to de table and I ' ll Fiji. All right, den Sweden my Java wid a Cuba sugar, put some Greece on my bread. Denmark my bill while I Peru ' s de paper. y SiMPi.K RiiCiPi; Do you know how to make a peach cor- dial? Sure ; send her some candy . i -f 1 Buddie: You look like a sensible girl; let ' s get married. Mary Lou: No, thank you. I ' m as sensi- ble as 1 look. Miss I- dmundson: Mar ' , give a sentence using the word deceit. Mary Smathers: I wear pants with patch- es on de seat. ' ' 1 i 1 Under the hanging mistletoe The ugly co-ed stands. And stands, and stands, and stands, And stands. And stands, and stands, and stands. Dick: My love for you is like a red, red rose. Ada: Ves, I noticed that you had rattier a flowery line. ■t -t i 1 lowcanyoupossiblycrossthestreetwhenthe (■arskeepc(imingalonglikethis ? Mi.ss Cowdrick: When was Rome built? Fronde: At night. Miss Cowdrick: ' hi told you that? Fronde: ' ou did. ou said Rome vasn ' t built in a (lav. Mr. Sullivan: The mind is a wonderful organ. It begins its work the very minute we open our eyes in the morning and does not cease working until we get in class. Mrs. (libson: Boo, hoo ! ' m sorry I mar- ried you. Mr. (Jibson: Vou ought to be. Vou kept some other girl froin getting a good hus- band. 104

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THE 80R0RIAN, 1930 SOUTH CAROLINA SAVINGS BANK Of ANDERSON, SOUTH CAROLINA TOTAL RESOURCES $5,000,000 INTEREST ALLOWED ON SAVINGS ACCOUNTS GLUCK MILLS ANDERSON, SOUTH CAROLINA MANUFACTURE LAWNS, VOILES, ETC. i i i EQUINOX MILL ANDERSON, SOUTH CAROLINA MANUFACTURE ARMY DUCK USE COTTON GOODS