Allegheny College - Kaldron Yearbook (Meadville, PA)

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V Q uiaculplicabf. ARRANGED INTELLECTUALLY. X .Ioh lot. Spondulicks. Honest Injun. ff w x N 4, N 'l iddle-faddle. Gee up, Dobhin. Close your Q M yawp. Button up your mouth. ln the name M Iyry up N of all the gods at once! Straight as a string . f X ' , gm 3 v ll, . i with a hull-dog at each end. l, Phfiehtee. thay ith ees tho, tthherfhore ith muthh hee X lll X . .- ml , , X-.- ll , tho. Now you see, lachols, what a stupid ass you have made of yourself, don't you? 'l'here are men who could carry a log-chain of reasoning that you couldn't lift a link of. Finally. ladies, keep yourselves sweet, pay for your Easter bonnets, and never fall into a heefsteak love. f2,l Pkolv. 'l'.. to hook-agent, who professes to come from a certain town in the liast: So you c--co- coni-come from X., do you? Long pause. HW- ' W-wel I, --- myCPQ----theonetowhom l 'lnengaged '- l.,,.vQ livesjustacrosstheroadfroniwhereyonsayu- --- --- 5 Y -- you do. 'l'he K.xi,oRoN extends congratula- I' 7 NN tions. H Ein lcleiner Mann ist lierr Thonias, i ss! Ebenso wenig als der Mann in der Bibel, Wann er zu den Schulern spricht als er oftmals thut, V Spricht er langsam aber wilzig. --BAHCOCK. 99

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Mr. Bradley conducts his business transactions, and of the many charitable and educational undertakings owing to him a debt of gratitude, yet out of regard for his extreme sensitiveness and deli- cacy of feeling we refrain from giving them to the public. Qomefhirgg Qsare.. The chicken they serve at the Hall. Scofield, with a white shirt. Barrett, promenading with a girl. Ziuck, ditto. Hersperger, at college. Brubach, with his face clean. Shryock, to tell the truth. Hatch, without striped pants. Welty, with his mouth closed. Lucy Pickett, with a beau. Baldwin, to call at the Hall. Snyder, speaking the United States language. I -lohuson Bros., at church. A game of poker at Hulings Hall. The number of new books, magazines, papers, etc., that have comef?j into the library this term. The Senior class. Dice's mustache. Ed M.iller's outbreaks of bull-heacledness. Billy Pickett without a smile. . 98

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C31 If I 1- je PROF. M., sternly: The class must 4 ,Q 'X I preserve better order, I won't endure it any sl 691 longer. Next day: I hope the class will please excuse-smile Cone of those curly onesj-me for scolding yesterday. l was cross. l won't do it any more. Met a if X li' man down street-won't tell you his name -and he told me that he knewaplace- wou't tell you where it is-where I could find a receipt-won't tell you what it was-for treating a metal-won't tell you what it is--in a certain way--can't tell you the way-so as to double its utility and marketable value. l.ogicC?j. f4l A IDR. H.: Yes, Mr. Barron, always be a Christian, meek, good-uatured, and dispas- sionatef' Looks up suddenly, and sees .Q young man tilting back in his chair. Will . 1 that young jackauapes, whose amldled pate l contains less gray matter than the three- x m l weeks' inhabitant of an incubated egg, man- ifest good oyster-sense, and remember that this is not a barroom. As I was saying, Mr. Barron, before that Prep mongrel inter- rupted me, you will find that work on 'Spiritual and Worldly Sanctity' in the alcove. Amen. 100